Here are some of quotes from the Monkey Island games, that have been selected
by many people as their favorites!!! Many thanx to the people's Web Pages that I snatched most these off of! hehe!
I hope you like them as much as I do! "How appropiate, you read like a cow!"
Guybrush: "You fight like a Dairy Farmer..."
Pirate: "How appropriate, you fight like a Cow."
"I'm Guybrush Threepwood, ghost busting stud"
LeChuck: "Any more questions?"
Guybrush: "Where do babies come from?"
Lechuch: "In your case the orphanage!"
Guybrush (to LeChuck): "Leg or no leg, I trust you about as far as I can throw Manhattan."
"Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!"
Guybrush after climbing out of the water with the idle.
"Now all I have to do is get this fish out of my pants"
Wally: "I'm a cartographer."
Guybrush: "You do open heart surgery? In here?"
Guybrush: "I'm on a whole new adventure."
Pirate: "Growing a mustache?"
Guybrush: "No, Bigger than That"
Pirate: "A beard?!?"
Guybrush (to ghost): "How abought some Root Beer?"
Meathook: "You don`t know when to stop do you?"
Guybrush: "Well, Obviously neither did your barber."
Pirate: "I got this scar durring a mighty strugle."
GuyBrush: "That'll teach you to stop picking your nose."
After GuyBrush miraculesly comes flying up from off a cliff:
Guybrush: "Whew, a rubber tree!"
Guybrush : "Why do men have nipples?"
GuyBrush: "Where are your pants?"
Toothrot: "What pants?"
"A whole bucket of mud, and it's mine, all mine!"
After Guybrush steals the idol from Governor Marley's mansion...
Fester: "Well, let's hear your explanation."
Guybrush: "It belongs in a museum!"
"Wow! That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!"
"Holy monkey bladers it's Monkey Island!"
Guybrush: "Will you scratch my nose?"
Wally: "Sure, if you kiss my butt!"
Pirate: "What's your name?"
Guybrush: "It's Guybrush."
Pirate: "What kinda name is that?!"
Guybrush: "Well what's yours?!"
Pirate: "Mancomb Seepgood."
"If I only could reach my pirate-utilety belt."
"I want to be a fireman!"
"Where'd you get that other pipe?"
"Reminds me of a dollhouse I once had... I mean my SISTER once had."
Guybrush : "I'm not stupid!"
Storkeeper : "I didn't say you were,not out loud at least."
Pirates: "What be ye wantin` boy?"
Guybrush: "I mean to kill you all!!!"
Pirates: "Get lost boy you bother us."
Lechuck: "isnt it great to have the winds of hell blowi'n in your face?"
Lechuck: "arn't you lucky to be dead?"
Ghost: "Oh yes Captain, I feel so glad that you happened to capture my ship, then murdered me and everyone on board...yes sir... lucky."
GuyBrush: "I'm Bobbin are you my mother?"
Salesman: "Excuse me but do you have a cousin named Sven?"
Guybrush: "No but I once had a barber named Dominique."
GuyBrush: "OH BOY!!! It's a T-Shirt! Not my size but a nice one nonetheless"
Smirk: "Yes, swinging a rubber chicken with a metal pully in the middle can be dangerous.... BUT IT'S NOT A SWORD!!!!!!"
Smirk: "I say 'You fight like a dairy farmer'. You resopnd?"
Guybrush: "You must be thinking of someone else I am not a farmer."
Smirk: "I can see we've got a lot of work to do here."
Guybrush: "Arf?"
Preacher: "If there is any reason why these two should not be wed, then speak now or forever hold your peace."
Guybrush: "Yeah, The groom`s not Human!"
Guybrush: "You can call me Squinky"
Wally: "What do you think he'll do to me?"
Guybrush: "an ottoman springs to mind."
Guybrush: "Ya thats my name at the top of the list"
Largo, after putting Lechuck's beard in his pants.
Largo: "Man, it IS alive!"
Guybrush: "Somehow I knew in hell there would be mushrooms."
"Gibberish Driftwood"
"Guybrush Nosehair"
"Peepwood"
"Gorbush"
"Threekwood"
Guybrush: "Buzz off Fester!"
Marley: "I wonder what I'm doing standing next to this hole"
"Well, speak up, or are you dead?"
GuyBrush: "Can I PLEASE have the necklace??? With suger, and cherries on top!"
Navigator's head: "You can beg all you want, but you cant have it!"
GuyBrush: "Well, I could drop kick you into the lava"
Navigator's head: "um.....ok, you can have it!! Who needs a necklece when you dont have shoulders anyway??"
Guybrush: "Sure I've got my invitation. It's right here in this seltzer
bottle."
The big guy behind the door: "If this is five, and this is two, what's this?"
Guybrush: "Your hand?"
Guybrush: "I love you man!"
Wally: "Let's keep our heads shall we."
"It's a great day for spitting!!!"
"I can hold my breath for ten minutes!"
Cook: "Be sure to wear your gloshes!"
Guybrush: "Yipes!"
Sword fighting pirate: "Come to think of it, they all do look the same."
"Is that a banana in you're pants, or are you just happy to see us?"
Stan: "He will be back..."
Guybrush: "Oh, shutup!"
Woodsmith: "Hey, you started it."
Lechuck: "I've got a suprise for you!"
GuyBrush: "A dolly? The surprise is a dolly?"
LeChuck: "We are bound to one another."
Guybrush: "Like dreadlocks?"
LeChuck: "Yes, rather like that. But more like...brothers!"
Guybrush: "No, that's not true, that's impossable!!!"
LeChuck: "Search your feelings, you know it to be true!"
Guybrush: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
"I'm Guybrush Threepwood. Prepare To Die!"
Librarian: "What's your name?"
Guybrush: "Guybrush Threepwood."
Librarian: "Guybrush, is that french?"
Guybrush: "Actually it's fiction."
"First you better stop waving it like a feather duster!"
"learned anything?"
"Yeah, never spend more than 20 bucks on a computer game!"
Guybrush: "I can't pick that up!"
Guybrush looking on the chest standing on the floor in Elaines room
Guybrush: "It's very impolite staring in womans chest."
Guybrush looking at the bust in Elaines room.
Guybrush: "I heard some guys downstairs talking about the Governer's bust, this must be it."
Mad Marty: "Can I change the numbers on your food stamps?!?!"
Guybrush: "What I wouldn't give for a water-balloon right now."
GIVE stylish confetti to HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN
Heavily Armed Clown: "Wheeee!!"
Guybrush: "I must have left it in my other pants."
Guybrush (looking at fabulous Idol)
Guybrush: "Looks more like a fabulous doorstop."
Sparky: "LeChuck grrrrrrrrrr"
Guybrush: "Eeek!! Its the second bigest ear I have never seen!"
GuyBrush: "No thanks, he's not my type!!!"
Guybrush: "I'll be BACK!"
Guybrush and Pirate: "I am rubber,you are glue..."
Guybrush: "Seems it's ALWAYS ten o'clock on this island."
Guybrush: "Plunder Bunny!"
Guybrush: "Who are you talking to?"
Toothrot: "I'm talking to the people watching of course!"
Guybrush: "Um......right."
"Kiss me, I've got scurvey!"
Lookout: "What did you say your name was again?"
Guybrush: "Call me Squinky."
Lookout: "Okay Squinky."
Guybrush: "Is it true what I heard about you and the storekeeper?"
Carla: "Look, don't start with me okay?"
Guybrush: "I wonder what would happen if I pulled the leg off this thing?"
Guybrush: "How about a little rootbeer between friends?"
"Holy Skunk Sweat!!!"
Guybrush: "I'm sorry I called you Cannonball Head...."
Guybrush: "I meant to call you CHROME DOME!!!"
Meathook: "Well I'd rather have a cannonball then a pony tail. HA ha ha!"
Guybrush: "Um...Ha ha"
Guybrush: "Call me Ishmael!"
After Grybrush douses the second ghost in the city with root beer...
Guybrush: "Look out LeChuck, there's a new sherif in town, and his name is..."
Guybrush: "Wait!! I'd better get to the wedding!!"
Old Skunk-Eye: "- Arrrrrrgh!"
Guybrush: "Boy, that sure was easier than the trip TO monkey island!"
Carla: "Hey, where's our crew?"
Guybrush: "How appropriate, You fight like a cow!"
Carla: "You never knew when to use that one!"
Pirate: "Clear the way or me cuts me way thru!"
Guybrush: "Why do all of you talk so funny!?"
Pirate: "Pirate lingo! Play along!"
Meathook: "Say hello Roger"
tattoo: "Hello Roger"
Meathook: "Who are you?"
Guybrush: "I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother?"
Meathook: "Your mother was a duck!"
Password Man: "What d´you want, kid?"
Guybrush: "Have you ever heard the legend of the mighty Guybrush?"
*SLAM*
Guybrush: "Well...don´t you wannt to hear it again?"
Herman: "If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, what color is the tree?"
Guybrush (after around 80 other answers): "...uh, All colors?"
Herman: "Exactly. Now, what has this experience taught you?"
Guybrush: "That philosophy isn't worth my time."
Herman: "I'm very impressed. It takes most people years to reach this point."
Guybrush: "I came all this way to see you.... at least get me a beer!"
when you click on the sun
Guybrush: "Oh sure, walk to the sun!!!"
That's all I got for now! If you have any PLEASE send me'em, at [email protected]
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