Here are some of quotes from the Monkey Island games, that have been selected by many people as their favorites!!! Many thanx to the people's Web Pages that I snatched most these off of! hehe! I hope you like them as much as I do! "How appropiate, you read like a cow!"


Guybrush: "You fight like a Dairy Farmer..."
Pirate: "How appropriate, you fight like a Cow."


"I'm Guybrush Threepwood, ghost busting stud"


LeChuck: "Any more questions?"
Guybrush: "Where do babies come from?"
Lechuch: "In your case the orphanage!"


Guybrush (to LeChuck): "Leg or no leg, I trust you about as far as I can throw Manhattan."


"Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!"


Guybrush after climbing out of the water with the idle.
"Now all I have to do is get this fish out of my pants"


Wally: "I'm a cartographer."
Guybrush: "You do open heart surgery? In here?"


Guybrush: "I'm on a whole new adventure."
Pirate: "Growing a mustache?"
Guybrush: "No, Bigger than That"
Pirate: "A beard?!?"


Guybrush (to ghost): "How abought some Root Beer?"


Meathook: "You don`t know when to stop do you?"
Guybrush: "Well, Obviously neither did your barber."


Pirate: "I got this scar durring a mighty strugle."
GuyBrush: "That'll teach you to stop picking your nose."


After GuyBrush miraculesly comes flying up from off a cliff:
Guybrush: "Whew, a rubber tree!"


Guybrush : "Why do men have nipples?"


GuyBrush: "Where are your pants?"
Toothrot: "What pants?"


"A whole bucket of mud, and it's mine, all mine!"


After Guybrush steals the idol from Governor Marley's mansion...
Fester: "Well, let's hear your explanation."
Guybrush: "It belongs in a museum!"


"Wow! That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!"


"Holy monkey bladers it's Monkey Island!"


Guybrush: "Will you scratch my nose?"
Wally: "Sure, if you kiss my butt!"


Pirate: "What's your name?"
Guybrush: "It's Guybrush."
Pirate: "What kinda name is that?!"
Guybrush: "Well what's yours?!"
Pirate: "Mancomb Seepgood."


"If I only could reach my pirate-utilety belt."


"I want to be a fireman!"


"Where'd you get that other pipe?"


"Reminds me of a dollhouse I once had... I mean my SISTER once had."


Guybrush : "I'm not stupid!"
Storkeeper : "I didn't say you were,not out loud at least."


Pirates: "What be ye wantin` boy?"
Guybrush: "I mean to kill you all!!!"
Pirates: "Get lost boy you bother us."


Lechuck: "isnt it great to have the winds of hell blowi'n in your face?"
Lechuck: "arn't you lucky to be dead?"
Ghost: "Oh yes Captain, I feel so glad that you happened to capture my ship, then murdered me and everyone on board...yes sir... lucky."


GuyBrush: "I'm Bobbin are you my mother?"


Salesman: "Excuse me but do you have a cousin named Sven?"
Guybrush: "No but I once had a barber named Dominique."


GuyBrush: "OH BOY!!! It's a T-Shirt! Not my size but a nice one nonetheless"


Smirk: "Yes, swinging a rubber chicken with a metal pully in the middle can be dangerous.... BUT IT'S NOT A SWORD!!!!!!"


Smirk: "I say 'You fight like a dairy farmer'. You resopnd?"
Guybrush: "You must be thinking of someone else I am not a farmer."
Smirk: "I can see we've got a lot of work to do here."


Guybrush: "Arf?"


Preacher: "If there is any reason why these two should not be wed, then speak now or forever hold your peace."
Guybrush: "Yeah, The groom`s not Human!"


Guybrush: "You can call me Squinky"


Wally: "What do you think he'll do to me?"
Guybrush: "an ottoman springs to mind."


Guybrush: "Ya thats my name at the top of the list"


Largo, after putting Lechuck's beard in his pants.
Largo: "Man, it IS alive!"


Guybrush: "Somehow I knew in hell there would be mushrooms."


"Gibberish Driftwood"


"Guybrush Nosehair"


"Peepwood"


"Gorbush"


"Threekwood"


Guybrush: "Buzz off Fester!"


Marley: "I wonder what I'm doing standing next to this hole"


"Well, speak up, or are you dead?"


GuyBrush: "Can I PLEASE have the necklace??? With suger, and cherries on top!"
Navigator's head: "You can beg all you want, but you cant have it!"
GuyBrush: "Well, I could drop kick you into the lava"
Navigator's head: "um.....ok, you can have it!! Who needs a necklece when you dont have shoulders anyway??"


Guybrush: "Sure I've got my invitation. It's right here in this seltzer bottle."


The big guy behind the door: "If this is five, and this is two, what's this?"
Guybrush: "Your hand?"


Guybrush: "I love you man!"
Wally: "Let's keep our heads shall we."


"It's a great day for spitting!!!"


"I can hold my breath for ten minutes!"


Cook: "Be sure to wear your gloshes!"


Guybrush: "Yipes!"


Sword fighting pirate: "Come to think of it, they all do look the same."


"Is that a banana in you're pants, or are you just happy to see us?"


Stan: "He will be back..."


Guybrush: "Oh, shutup!"
Woodsmith: "Hey, you started it."


Lechuck: "I've got a suprise for you!"
GuyBrush: "A dolly? The surprise is a dolly?"


LeChuck: "We are bound to one another."
Guybrush: "Like dreadlocks?"
LeChuck: "Yes, rather like that. But more like...brothers!"
Guybrush: "No, that's not true, that's impossable!!!"
LeChuck: "Search your feelings, you know it to be true!"
Guybrush: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"


"I'm Guybrush Threepwood. Prepare To Die!"


Librarian: "What's your name?"
Guybrush: "Guybrush Threepwood."
Librarian: "Guybrush, is that french?"
Guybrush: "Actually it's fiction."


"First you better stop waving it like a feather duster!"


"learned anything?"
"Yeah, never spend more than 20 bucks on a computer game!"


Guybrush: "I can't pick that up!"


Guybrush looking on the chest standing on the floor in Elaines room
Guybrush: "It's very impolite staring in womans chest."


Guybrush looking at the bust in Elaines room.
Guybrush: "I heard some guys downstairs talking about the Governer's bust, this must be it."


Mad Marty: "Can I change the numbers on your food stamps?!?!"


Guybrush: "What I wouldn't give for a water-balloon right now."


GIVE stylish confetti to HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN
Heavily Armed Clown: "Wheeee!!"


Guybrush: "I must have left it in my other pants."


Guybrush (looking at fabulous Idol)
Guybrush: "Looks more like a fabulous doorstop."


Sparky: "LeChuck grrrrrrrrrr"


Guybrush: "Eeek!! Its the second bigest ear I have never seen!"


GuyBrush: "No thanks, he's not my type!!!"


Guybrush: "I'll be BACK!"


Guybrush and Pirate: "I am rubber,you are glue..."


Guybrush: "Seems it's ALWAYS ten o'clock on this island."


Guybrush: "Plunder Bunny!"


Guybrush: "Who are you talking to?"
Toothrot: "I'm talking to the people watching of course!"
Guybrush: "Um......right."


"Kiss me, I've got scurvey!"


Lookout: "What did you say your name was again?"
Guybrush: "Call me Squinky."
Lookout: "Okay Squinky."


Guybrush: "Is it true what I heard about you and the storekeeper?"
Carla: "Look, don't start with me okay?"


Guybrush: "I wonder what would happen if I pulled the leg off this thing?"


Guybrush: "How about a little rootbeer between friends?"


"Holy Skunk Sweat!!!"


Guybrush: "I'm sorry I called you Cannonball Head...."
Guybrush: "I meant to call you CHROME DOME!!!"


Meathook: "Well I'd rather have a cannonball then a pony tail. HA ha ha!"
Guybrush: "Um...Ha ha"


Guybrush: "Call me Ishmael!"


After Grybrush douses the second ghost in the city with root beer...
Guybrush: "Look out LeChuck, there's a new sherif in town, and his name is..."
Guybrush: "Wait!! I'd better get to the wedding!!"


Old Skunk-Eye: "- Arrrrrrgh!"


Guybrush: "Boy, that sure was easier than the trip TO monkey island!"


Carla: "Hey, where's our crew?"
Guybrush: "How appropriate, You fight like a cow!"
Carla: "You never knew when to use that one!"


Pirate: "Clear the way or me cuts me way thru!"
Guybrush: "Why do all of you talk so funny!?"
Pirate: "Pirate lingo! Play along!"


Meathook: "Say hello Roger"
tattoo: "Hello Roger"


Meathook: "Who are you?"
Guybrush: "I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother?"
Meathook: "Your mother was a duck!"


Password Man: "What d´you want, kid?"
Guybrush: "Have you ever heard the legend of the mighty Guybrush?"
*SLAM*
Guybrush: "Well...don´t you wannt to hear it again?"


Herman: "If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, what color is the tree?"
Guybrush (after around 80 other answers): "...uh, All colors?"
Herman: "Exactly. Now, what has this experience taught you?"
Guybrush: "That philosophy isn't worth my time."
Herman: "I'm very impressed. It takes most people years to reach this point."


Guybrush: "I came all this way to see you.... at least get me a beer!"


when you click on the sun
Guybrush: "Oh sure, walk to the sun!!!"





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